pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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