all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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