You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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