It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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