That's intense
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You dont lie about slip and slides
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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