I saw his package. It spoke to me.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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