Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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