your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
