Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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