Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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