Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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