real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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