these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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