It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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