We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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