Duck Duck Cougar?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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