i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
whose parrot is this?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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