What a fucking waste of an outfit
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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