Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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