Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Mom said you looked used
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Randomize
