should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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