We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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