She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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