she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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