Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
