All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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