i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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