...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
My pussy is not your playground.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
Randomize
