i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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