I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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