You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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