So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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