I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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