dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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