Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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