you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
