she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Is her dick bigger than yours?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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