dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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