Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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