I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I think a kid would responsible me up
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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