what if I'm pregnant?
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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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