stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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