Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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