are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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