So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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