so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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