is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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