Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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