is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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