if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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