The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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