I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just pee around me
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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