I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
tell me about the fingering
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