whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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