Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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