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(256): View more from Alabama

I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??

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(818): View more from California

i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...

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(540): View more from Virginia

I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better

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(561): View more from Florida

I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm not saying i'm drunk

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But i'm drunk.

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(281): View more from Texas

Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.

(713): View more from Texas

As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly

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