so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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