i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
My ass is underappreciated
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It's not a walk of shame if you run
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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